mrsherlockh:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING TOO LONG

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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quiixotical:

Having legitimate crushes on a fictional character

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homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that